Just ask yourself how many kinds of fruit there are in Hawaiian Punch. If you said 7...you're a staker! Do you recall fondly the summer of Spuds Mackenzie? Ummm…staker! Did you ever utter the words, ‘I shot JR?’. Yeah. You’re one of us.
So register your card if you have one. And sign up to get one if you don’t. You’ll be one of the first 5,000 members. And then you’ll tell two friends. And they’ll tell two friends. And so on. And so on. (yeah, that’s another staker reference).